Wednesday, September 18, 2019

Flugennock's Latest'n'Greatest: "The Teeth Of Biden"

A couple of days late due to SPX, but it's still anarchist cartoonist Mike Flugennock's latest'n'greatest:

"The Teeth Of Biden (Make Sure The Kids Hear Words)"

(the amazing sequel to "The Eye Of Biden")

The Biden Train kept a-rollin', all night long. As DNC frontrunner 
(cough) Sen. Joe Biden was defending the rank-ass "legacy" of his 
ex-boss and forgetting what he was saying halfway through his answers 
on the "debate" stage this week, the featured body part malfunction 
was the Senator's dentures, which slipped out on the air at the worst 
possible moment — which is to say, pretty much every moment, from all 

Not to be denied, however, the Washington Post splattered their front 
page with this big ol' slab of gaslighting, Emperor's New Clothes 
raving and drooling by columnist Dan Balz — Balz being, I assume, what 
you'd have to have a whole lot of to cough up this thing onto the 
front of a major daily paper with your name on it.

"Biden's time to shine..."?
Dear god, somebody tie me to a railroad track.

...y'know, you can say what you want about George Washington — that he 
was a slaveowner, a colonizer, all true — but you have the give the 
Father Of Our Country credit for at least one thing: he would never, 
EVER have allowed his teeth to fall out on TV.


"Here's Joe Biden on Schools, Maduro, and, uh, Record Players" Slate 

"Joe Biden Struggles to Keep His Teeth in His Mouth During Democratic 
Debate" New York Post 09.13.2019

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