"Victories Pour In"
https://sinkers.org/stage/?p=4241
(That Melania doc sure was a massive W if ever there was one.)
Does having to close the Kennedy Center after shitting all over it count
as a victory? How about making a laughingstock of yourselves by shitting
your pants over a Super Bowl halftime show? Or, how about alienating
most of America – and the Earth – by shitting on the remaining
credibility of every major American institution? Honestly, I thought it
was a parody when this stinkburger of a statement first hit Bluesky
earlier this week, until I traced it down to "X" and started spotting it
all over the papers about the same time. Dear god, does his staff just
let the sonofabitch write his own goddamn press releases, just blurt out
whatever he feels like on his tr00th.social accounts without taking him
aside and giving him pointers on how not to write like a goddamn 1950s
B-movie dictator? "Victories pour in"...? oh, man, you can almost
imagine him mush-mouthing it out in that smarmy, 19th-hole happy-hour,
three-martinis-into-it NYC real-estate hustler voice.
"Distract, depress, and divide"? Oh, christ, are they channeling Spiro
Agnew now, too? And that "Don't Be A Panican" headline – where the hell
are they getting that shit? What's the next communiqué going to open
with – "Turn That Frown Upside Down"?
Sadly, the recent flurry of media rumors of El Presidente crapping his
pants at a recent White House press event turned out to be false, as
somehow pants-crapping seemed a perfect metaphor for the current state
of American politics and society.
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"Truth behind bizarre rumor that Donald Trump 'pooed himself' in recent
meeting" Rikki Loftus at Unilad Tech, 02.06.2026
https://www.uniladtech.com/news/truth-behind-bizarre-rumor-trump-pooed-himself-926866-20260206
"Trump says, 'Don't be a panican. We're winning — and we're not slowing
down'" Dagens.com 02.11.2026
https://www.dagens.com/news/trump-says-dont-be-a-panican-were-winning-and-were-not-slowing-down
VP Spiro Agnew, "Nattering Nabobs of Negativism" remark, GOP fundraiser,
San Diego, CA 1970 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ee4IWHChgAE
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Mike Flugennock, flugennock at sinkers dot org
Political Cartoons: dubya dubya dubya dot sinkers dot org
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