Saturday, February 02, 2019

Another Latest'n'Greatest: "...and how would you like that done?"

From DC's anarchist cartoonist Mike Flugennock:

"...and how would you like this done?"

So... in Venezuela, Juan Guaido, a rightist "opposition" leader who'd 
never actually run in the recent Presidential election, just out of 
nowhere declares himself "Interim President" and swears himself in, 
and the US is apparently ready to support this doorknob in a coup 
attempt against Nicolas Maduro, a Bolivarist who actually ran for 
President, won the election, and was actually sworn in as the actual 
President this past week.

Just so we're clear on that, folks, next time CNN or somebody drops 
another "bombshell" about the Russians "meddling" in our "elections".

Speaking of which, why the hell didn't Hillary think of this? Why 
didn't she just swear herself in? Cripes, she wouldn't quit screaming 
about how she won the goddamn popular vote; why couldn't she rustle up 
Lawrence Lessig or Laurence Tribe or one of those other Harvard Law 
knobs to administer the oath and just swear her own insufferable ass in?

Emoluments, 25th Amendment, Russia, bah! Have Ruth Bader Ginsburg 
swear her in on a copy of In Takes A Village, get Macron, May, and a 
couple of other EU neoliberal Blue Meanies to recognize her, and 
badda-bing, El Presidente.

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