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Tuesday, November 05, 2024

Clay Jones' Live Blog 2024 from DC

https://claytoonz.substack.com/p/live-blog-2024

I'll be here all night. Try the veal.
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Live Blog 2024

I'll be here all night. Try the veal.

Nov 5
 
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Cartoon number one was sketched out yesterday at home, inked further and colored on a train.

Kids, the live blog is here. I'm posting live from Washington, DC. For those of you who are MAGAts, you know where DC is…it's where you tried to steal the last election. Tee-hee.

I'll be tracking the results live from an election watch party in the District. Please refresh this page all night long. I don't want to create new posts for every cartoon I draw and annoy you with about 15 notifications throughout the night.

Each new cartoon will be placed at the top of the blog. I'm going to post a few warm-up cartoons during the day but the real excitement will begin after 7 p.m. or so.

Do you have questions? Here are the answers to the questions I've received in the past.

What is a live blog? I'll be drawing cartoons reacting to results as they come in, in real time.
How do I keep up:
Just keep refreshing the page throughout the evening.
Is it easy to do?
Not for me, but it's easy for you to tag along and comment.
Time:
Now, but it'll the real fun will kick in after 7 p.m. or so.
Location: Washington, DC at The Bottom Line and on your computer.
Is that location subject to change? Yes, the venue may kick me out, so I'm open to suggested alternate venues.
Are you insane to do this? Obviously.
Number of posts and cartoons: I don't know but four years ago, I think it was 12.
Where you can see it: Here at my Substack. There may be updates on Facebook, X/Twitter, and Instagram.
Time it will be over: I don't know.
Time Clay will lose his mind: Sometime between midnight and 6:00 a.m.
Should I bother Clay by sending him emails and direct messages while he's working? No. You should not do that but some people will do it anyway. People love to send me news items AFTER I've drawn about it. The exceptions to this rule are Rene, Karen, Quannah, and Laura.
Can I comment on each post? Yes, and I changed the settings so everyone can comment on the live blog, not just my heroes who are the paid subscribers.
Can I curse? Fuck yes. All curse words are welcomed and encouraged.
Will there be sandwiches? If you are making them, yes.
When will Clay sleep? Never.
Where will the next live blog come from if Trump wins? Probably somewhere in Europe. Although if Trump wins, there probably won't be another election to do a live blog for.
Is tipping allowed for all the hard work you do? Yes, please. I'll also accept sandwiches and pizza.
What if I'm rooting for Trump? Then you got lost and you're in the wrong place. Also, seek help.

 

 

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